Monday, March 1, 2010

TOUR DE FARCE...

by Erkuden Sakana, Company Secretary:
Yesterday's Bunker meeting turned into an all-day affair. Little time went into drawing this week with the business of a looming tour becoming the evening's main preoccupation. Scheming
has begun in earnest.

A primary draft of the 2010 Company tour route.

Little is yet written in stone, but already the tentative framework of an itinerary has been agreed upon. There are still few blanks to fill in between some stops, and many of the listed destinations have yet to be confirmed, but the beast is taking shape nicely.

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On the list of new places to try out is Cleveland, Ohio. Some of the Misanthropes have breezed through the forest city once or twice, but aside satisfying late-night soul food joint next to an angry little strip club motel, they found little of interest. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame simply doesn't cut it with this bunch. Still, Company consensus holds that it must have something going on, and any guidance on the matter would be appreciated.

The same goes for Toledo. Not so much for Oklahoma City, which the Company has unofficially given up on.

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1 comment:

  1. There is NOTHING for ANYONE in the Cleve or Toledo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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