The Misanthrope Specialty Co. will soon be breezing through Denver, Colorado, and is parlaying its visit into an evening of Unflattering Portraits, by donation, this Friday at Fancy Tiger.
To book your portrait appointment: simply click on the comments section at the end of this posting and claim any hour that isn't already claimed. Sign ups are open until midnight the night before. They take about thirty to fifty minutes per person. Couples, oddly enough, count as two persons, so please book two slots.
UNFLATTERING DENVER
Friday July 1, 2011
FANCY TIGER BOUTIQUE
14 S. Broadway
Denver, CO
7:pm - Available
8:pm - Sarah
9:pm - "Pink"
Punctuality, by the way, is always in fashion. Please be aware that patrons arriving more than eight minutes late for their scheduled sitting will not be served.Friday July 1, 2011
FANCY TIGER BOUTIQUE
14 S. Broadway
Denver, CO
7:pm - Available
8:pm - Sarah
9:pm - "Pink"
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I just sneezed chocolate caramel rice cake all over the floor. It looks like cat puke. (Ten four, good buddy).
ReplyDeleteThis is false advertising; my unflattering portrait was several orders of magnitude smaller than this delightful cartoon would suggest. I demand my money back, preferably in a giant cheque.
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